Showing posts with label Lanky Twang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lanky Twang. Show all posts

Friday, December 28, 2007

A Samuel Laycock New Year

It’s New Year at the Fylde and Wyre Antiquarian, so what better way to celebrate than with a bit of Lanky Twang? And when it comes to the great masters of the genre, there’s probably none better than Samuel Laycock. Despite being remembered for his Lancashire dialect poetry, Laycock was actually born on the 17th of January 1826, at Marsden in Yorkshire. He started writing poetry in the 1850s but it wasn’t until the ‘Cotton Famine’ that his work, inspired by that other luminary of Lancashire dialect Edwin Waugh, attracted serious attention.


In 1867, due to concerns over his health, Laycock moved to Fleetwood and took up the position of curator at the Whitworth Institute (later the Fielden Library and, incidentally, the building in the background of the Fylde and Wyre Antiquarian logo at the top of this page. That’s the one…behind the two likely looking characters and their soda-van). One year later he headed for Blackpool (and in particular, number 48, Foxhall Road). Here he worked as a photographer until his failing eyesight got the better of him.

He became an elected member of the Blackpool Free Library Committee just six weeks before he died of pneumonia, aged 67, on the 15th of December 1893.

The portrait of him shown below (or so we’ve been informed) can be found at the Grundy Art Gallery, although, true to form, it’s not actually on display.

The following poem might well be over a century old, but we reckon it just about sums up our own personal feelings towards this particular New Year…and no doubt it’ll strike a chord with most of our readers as well…Happy 2008:

Goodbye Owd Year…by Samuel Laycock

Good-bye, Owd Year, tha'rt goin' soon, aw reckon:
Well, one thing's sure, tha's been no friend o'mine;
Soa go thi ways to thoose tha's treated better;
Thoose tha's supplied wi honour, wealth an' wine.
Aw've watched thi marlocks ever sin' tha coom here;
An', that bein' so, aw couldn't help but see
Tha's had thi friends, an' these tha's nursed and petted,
While tryin' t' throw cowd wayter on to me.

Be off! An leov thi reawm for somb'dy better;
An' tak' thi pampered favourites wi thi to';
Clear eawt ole th' hangers-on theaw has abeawt thee,
An' give us th' chance o' tryin' summat new.
What! Me ungrateful? Here, neaw, just one minute;
Doest meon to tell me 'at aw owe thee owt?
Neaw here's a plain, straight-forrud question for thee;
Come, shew me what tha's oather sent or browt.

Well, let that pass, aw bear no malice, mind thee;
Tha'rt clearin' eawt, an' one thing's very sure,
'At when we hear th' church bells ring eawt at midneet,
Tha'll tak' thi hook, an' trouble me no moor.
Still, one thing rayther plagues me, neaw aw think on't;
Heaw wilta get fro' Blackpool, 'Eighty-Nine?
We've noa trains leov as late as twelve o'clock; but,
P'raps tha meons to walk, as th' neet's so fine.

At onyrate, sit deawn, an' warm thi shanks weel;
Tha's getten twenty minutes yet to stop.
Sarah, bring up another cob o' coal, lass,
An' bring this pilgrim here a sope o' pop.
Wheer are thi friends to-neet, those pets tha's favoured?
They're dinin' off a goose at th' Queen's Hotel.
There isn't one to shake thi hond at partin';
Au've ole thse kindly acts to do misel'.

Neaw, sup that pop, an' eat this bit o' parkin;
Tha's far to goa, an' noan mitch brass to spend.
Shove him a moufin in his pocket, Sarah;
He'll need it ere he gets to th' journey's end.
Aw'm noan a very bad sort, after ole, mon;
A chap may love his enemies, tha sees.
Aw think he'll find that moufin rayther dry, lass;
Tha'd better let him have a bit o' cheese.

Neaw wheer does t' find tha's met wi' th' nicest treatment?
At th' sea-side cot? Or 'mongst thi wealthy friends?
Well, never mind; but get thi coat an' hat on;
Two minutes moor, an then eawr campin' ends!
Neaw what's to do? Come, come, tha'rt cryin', arto?
Aw've touched thi feelin's, have aw? Well, o reet!
Tha met ha feawnd thi friend cawt twelve months sooner;
But time's neaw up! Well, 'Eighty-Nine, good-neet.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Seets i' Blackpool: Part Four

Reet...last one o' these postin's f'rtwile. Wiv reeched th'end oft' chapper, an' thart seems un proper fettler pleece tai stop. Besides, Ay 'aven't scanned no more in. If thee wants sum mooar thun thay'll after ask us neece an' polite like an' Ay meet consider eet. If tha doesunt then kip tha big gob shut. Arh've gorra notion witch one eet's gonna be an awl...



Saturday, December 01, 2007

Seets i' Blackpool: Part Three

Oh...gowun thin. Eet's mor o' liss mid-wik. Achlee, eet's nort...eet's on'y leet Saturdee neet, but us knows y're gaggin' f't next exceetin' installymunt o' this 'ere boo-uk an' 'oo ur we t' deny thi?







Ah reckun thart next week shud just aboot see us t' the end o' chapper wun. So, unless thas enny compleents, wull problee end it theer fort' time bean. Some'ow ah don't think thas gonna be too menny folks askin' us t' contineeoo. Afore thin, o'course, us still got part two o' celtic 'ighway articular wot'll be postid nex' Friday, as per usuality.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Seets i' Blackpool: Part Two

Reet thun, eet's time f't mid wik bloggin', so arh better get postin' tha secunt part o' this 'ere boo-uk wat we've bin...actually I'm going to stop writing like that. It's starting to get annoying now, mainly because I'm not very good at the dialect stuff. Anyhow, here's part two of Seets i' Blackpool. (You know how the thumbnails work by now I'm sure.) And if anyone out there has had enough of this particular serialisation, just let me know via the usual channels (i.e. the comments box below this posting) and I'll bring "eet skiddin' to 'an 'alt immeedichly":





On the other hand...if nobody stops us, there'll be another mid-week posting featuring more of the same next week...probably.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Seets i' Blackpool

Ne'then, 'ere's sommet f't conny-sewers o' Lanky Twang an' Yarkshire Di-leck (wot clearly arm not). 'Tis a reet gradely docomunt on lorn from't kindly gentleman Mister Barker o'er at Rossul Beach. Tha's gonna lak this, 'cos us is seery-lizin' eet as mid-wickly pastin's from now 'til eet's dun.
Any'ow, 'ere's first installmunt, as eet wur, compleet wi' cover an' introduckshun an' awl. As alus, jus' click on't thum-neel so's thee cun read it proper:


An' 'ere's tha fronty pieces as promist:

An' also as promist 'ere's than introduckshun:

Wull geddont' boo-uk proper next week. It's reet grand. 'Onist!